When is it appropriate to stop referring to a child's age in months? I just read something that mentioned a kid who is 22 months old. As far as I'm concerned, that kid's one. Actually, I'd say he's almost two. But what do I know? I'm only 221 months old.
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M. "Awesome" at 12:40 AM
An Imaginary Conversation
Sometimes I think I'm going to have human interactions with, you know, people, but it doesn't happen. But I still plan out what I'm gonna say beforehand.
Today I was taking my laundry out of the dryer and some guy was taking his stuff out of the washing machine, and he was waiting for me to get my stuff out.
"Hey, do you think you could hurry it up a bit?"
"Sorry, but I kinda gotta fold these now. If you don't fold 'em right away, they get all wrinkly. But I'm going pretty fast. Look, I'm not even folding my socks up, I'm just putting 'em aside to do later, so I can get this done faster, for you."
Then I finished and I started taking my load out of the other dryer. Only half of my stuff got dry; for some reason in the other dryer I ended up with very warm wet clothes. I don't think any tumbling went on in that dryer, I think it kinda just let all my laundry stew. It wasn't pleasant. All my clothes are gonna mildew or something. I had a lot of laundry, because I don't do laundry very often. I think this was the second time I've used the machines here. I really started running out of clothes. It was almost embarassing because a few days ago I was bored and turned this fray in my jeans into a giant tear and so there's a huge rip in one pair of my jeans. And I haven't changed jeans since then. Usually I hope people can't really tell when I wear the same pants for like a week, but this time it had to be really obvious because of the giant rip in the leg. But at least I finally got a rip in my jeans in a place that's cool. Most of the time they rip right near the fly , and my Mom has to sew them up because it's embarrassing 'cos you can see my undies. And if I wasn't wearing undies it would be way more embarassing, but I wear undies. Um, that's it. G'bye!
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M. "Awesome" at 3:29 PM
