Hey!
Guess what! My ass really hurts. I needed to share this with you because, as a Blogger, it is my responsibility to you, as a BlogReader, to tell you only the most interesting tidbits of the mundane shit that goes on in my life. I should tell you, so that you don't think I've been leading some bizarre secret sex life, that the reason my ass really hurts, is that I've been sitting in my leather chair on my bare ass. Crap, that doesn't really help my case, does it? Okay, the reason I was sitting on my bare ass in my leather chair is because it's really fucking hot in my room. and when it's really fucking hot in here, my pants get sweaty. Logical enough. So I take them off. Also logical enough, until you've sat in that chair for an hour or two and suddenly feel the need to get up. Then it turns into a big, big mistake. Now my ass really hurts, and you really needed to know this.
I also went to go see
Slava's SnowShow. I'm not going to elaborate any more than that, for fear that the images seared into my head and which now, with great effort on my part, reside in the dark recesses of my brain where I am never to find them again, will surface once again to terrorize my imagination with visions of green and yellow clowns, giant balloons, and copious amounts of paper snow. I've already said too much.
Well the big move, which was supposed to happen today, has now been pushed back to Friday. I know you don't care, but isn't that what blogging is all about? Telling other imaginary people about stuff that even their imaginary minds don't want to hear? I think so.
If you like music, seek out "Speedy Motorcycle" by Yo La Tengo, specifically the version which features a phoned-in (literally) vocal from Daniel Johnston. If you don't know either of those people, don't bother. Instead, download as much of their individual stuff as possible, then listen to "Speedy Motorcycle" Or don't. I don't really give a flying rats ass fuck shit ass cock twig monkey bawling soccer kicking fleet of ass raping dickheads.
eh.
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M. "Awesome" at 3:18 AM
