Oh, You Know, Love and Crap
So I figured in honor of Valentines Day I would listen to nothing but but love songs all day, so I made a big playlist of love songs, which was easy cos thats mostly what I have anyway. Good idea, right? Wrong. Cos all it did was make me lovesick as fucking hell. I start going down the list of girls I know, and suddenly I'm in love with them all. God damn it, it sucks. You know, a lot of people who don't have someone on Valentine's Day like to say it's a made-up holiday, invented by greeting card people, and that love sucks and all that jazz, but I really think there's something in it. Maybe I'm just and old softy. No, scratch that, I
am an old softy.I've always wanted to get a girl a heart-shaped box of chocolates or slip her a little candy heart that says "Be Mine" on it. I'm just a way-too romantic guy. I dream of a night of candlelit dinner and dancing cheek to cheek to some Benny Goodman or, even better, Frank Sinatra. I'm just an old-fashioned romantic. Sorry. By the way, if any girls happen to read this, and are interested in what they've just read, my contact info is right there to the left. Oh, who am I kidding, no one reads this crap.
That may have sounded mopey and emo. Sorry. I'm actually in a good mood, but it's late. Oh, and yes, you may notice an ad on the right over there. Please forgive me, but I don't have a job. I don't expect to make anything from it, but you never know.
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M. "Awesome" at 5:25 AM
